The reason you’re always married is your shirts are boring. If you buy some brightly colored shirts, your life will be like that movie about the couple who enjoy asphyxiating each other with plastic bags. They sit down Christmas Morning on a discarded couch to open a package of bags and the couch comes alive and screws both of them. I’m not saying you’ll have a religious experience, but you can take control of your life. You don’t have to wake up every morning to the same totally comprehensible scenario, you can wake up to a scenario that’s comprehensible but impossible because that couch has been taken to the dump.
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thisblogwillburn said:
I’m all for whatever the best overall word choice is, profanity or not. In this case, I like “screw” here for the sake of sound. Just another lovely report from the beach at red point!
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theinterwebsneverlie said:
I originally wrote this with “fuck” instead of “screw”. My opinion isn’t made up on if removing the expletive relieved it of some bite. As a general rule, I don’t like to use profanity. Thoughts anyone?
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