Science tells us that if we want to ride around like millionaires in a brand of car that doesn’t exist anymore, with our heads resting on the bare thighs of German supermodels, we need first to stop worrying about the speech impediments, meteorites, and Alzheimers disease that distract us from behaving like millionaires.
Science reminds us that we are just like viruses, shaped like prolate iscosahedrons with thirty facets, which can’t contract their sheaths and drive through a cell wall until they stop worrying about disfigurement, banshees and public urination.
