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I drank behind a dumpster that said “restaurant grease only” on the side before going into a bar called Moe’s. 

Actually the dumpster didn’t say anything on it, I just don’t want the story to be boring. 

Actually, there was no bar called Moe’s, there was just another dumpster. But this one really did say “restaurant grease only.”